Funny 40th Birthday Wishes and Quotes
Turning 40 is a major milestone, a perfect blend of experience and youthful energy. But let's be honest, it can also be a bit daunting. So, what better way to embrace the big 4-0 than with a hearty laugh? Here’s an epic collection of 40 funny 40th birthday wishes and 40 funny birthday quotes to make that special someone’s day hilariously unforgettable!
40 Funny 40th Birthday Wishes
Welcome to 40! If life begins at 40, you’ve been a toddler up till now. Happy birthday, and enjoy the beginning!
Happy 40th! Remember, you’re not 40 you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!
Congratulations on turning 40! The warranty on your back has officially expired.
Welcome to 40, where your back goes out more than you do. Happy birthday!
Happy 40th! It’s time to celebrate four decades of not dying.
Cheers to 40 years! Just think, in 10 years, you’ll be half a century old!
Welcome to Club 40! Membership comes with a free midlife crisis.
Happy 40th! You know you’re 40 when you start making noises when you stand up or sit down.
40 is the new 30... if you live in dog years. Happy birthday!
They say 40 is the new 30. They’re lying. Enjoy 40, and don’t trust people who say things like that!
Happy 40th! Time to trade in your sports car for a rocking chair.
Congratulations on turning 40! Now you can finally start acting your age.
Turning 40 means you’re now closer to 50 than 30. Let that sink in. Happy birthday!
Happy 40th! Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still young enough to embarrass your kids.
Forty isn’t old, if you’re a tree. Happy birthday!
Cheers to 40! Now you can finally blame your forgetfulness on your age.
Happy 40th! Welcome to the age where every conversation includes a complaint about something that hurts.
40 and fabulous! Or at least, 40 and faking it really well.
Welcome to your 40s, where every day is a new opportunity to forget something important.
Happy 40th! It’s like 20, but with more aches and pains.
Congratulations on turning 40! Now you can start planning your midlife crisis.
Happy 40th! You’re now old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Welcome to 40! You’re now officially too old for Snapchat, but too young for Life Alert.
Happy 40th! Time to start lying about your age... again.
Forty is like a fine wine, it gets better with age, but eventually, it turns into vinegar.
Cheers to 40! You’ve now reached the age where you can appreciate a good nap.
Happy 40th! You’re not old, you’re just chronologically gifted.
Welcome to 40! Where the candles cost more than the cake.
Congratulations on turning 40! You’re now at the age where you have to scroll down a lot to find your birth year.
Happy 40th! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic.
Welcome to 40! Time to start ticking things off your bucket list.
Happy 40th! You’ve reached the age where you know all the answers, but no one asks you the questions.
Turning 40 is like turning 30, but with a little more cash and a lot more candles.
Congratulations on turning 40! It’s like being a teenager, but with more responsibilities.
Happy 40th! Here’s to another decade of questionable life decisions.
Welcome to 40! Where the best part of your day is a nap.
Happy 40th! You’re officially old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Cheers to 40! You’re now at the age where you start to wonder where the time went.
Happy 40th! Just think of it as the teenage years for middle age.
Welcome to 40! You’re now closer to 60 than 20. Let that sink in.
40 Funny Birthday Quotes About Turning 40
“Life begins at 40 but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times” Helen Rowland
“At 40, your idea of weight lifting is standing up” Unknown
“Forty is when your body gives your brain a list of things it’s not going to do anymore” Unknown
“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once” H. V. Prochnow
“When you’re 20, you care what everyone thinks, when you’re 40, you stop caring what everyone thinks, when you’re 60, you realize no one was ever thinking about you in the first place” Unknown
“You know you’re 40 when your first aid kit contains more anti-aging cream than band-aids” Unknown
“Turning 40 is like being a teenager but with less acne and more back pain” Unknown
“Forty is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart” Caryn Leschen
“At 40, I realize that I was built for comfort, not speed” Unknown
“Turning 40 is like turning 30, but with a little more cash and a lot more candles” Unknown
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle” Bob Hope
“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed” Charles Schulz
“Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to 40!” Unknown
“You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience” Unknown
“Forty is the age of reason when you finally realize you’ll never get those six-pack abs” Unknown
“The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest” Unknown
“Forty is when you start worrying about your weight, health, and overall well-being... just kidding, it’s when you start enjoying life even more!” Unknown
“At 40, you’ve got the energy of a 20-year-old... and the back pain to prove it” Unknown
“The older you get, the better you get unless you’re a banana” Betty White
“Forty is when you start asking your kids for tech advice” Unknown
“At 40, I’m finally starting to listen to my body. It says, ‘Don’t stand up so fast’” Unknown
“You know you’re 40 when you get excited about a new vacuum cleaner as a gift” Unknown
“Forty is when your back goes out more than you do” Unknown
“Life begins at 40. The first 39 years were just a warm-up” Unknown
“You’re 40! Time to start making ‘dad jokes’ even if you’re not a dad” Unknown
“Forty is the new 30... said no one ever” Unknown
“At 40, you’re not over the hill. You’re just getting a good view” Unknown
“Forty is when you realize you’ve been there and done that, but you don’t remember what ‘that’ was” Unknown
“You’re 40. Smile while you still have teeth!” Unknown
“The best part about being 40 is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet” Unknown
“You know you’re 40 when ‘getting lucky’ means finding your car in the parking lot” Unknown
“Forty isn’t old if you’re a tree” Unknown
“At 40, you’ve reached the age where you can appreciate a good nap” Unknown
“Forty is when you start worrying about what you can and cannot eat because of your metabolism” Unknown
“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been” Madeleine L’Engle
“Forty is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart” Unknown
“At 40, I’m not over the hill. I’m on top of it, looking down” Unknown
“Turning 40 is like turning 30, but with more candles and less hair” Unknown
“You’re 40. Welcome to the ‘I remember when’ club” Unknown
“At 40, you’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value” Unknown
Turning 40 doesn’t mean you’re getting old it means you’re getting better, funnier, and more confident in your fabulous self. So, whether you’re writing a card, posting on social media, or giving a toast, these funny 40th birthday wishes and quotes are sure to add a dash of humor to the celebration.
Remember, age is just a number, and laughter is timeless. Happy 40th birthday to all the amazing people out there!
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